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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 65 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I would gladly be on either side of this, tbh. I did once get a bit of a blowjob during doctor who, but I made him stop because I couldn't focus on the episode (heaven sent). We canoodled after, but he was clearly upset I valued a show over sex. But, like, it was heaven sent! And it was the premier of the episode. I made the right choice.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lmao mood, like if you're going to put something on for background noise it better be something neither of us care about. Being on the giving end sounds amazing, marathon dick sucking to go with marathon lotr watching, amazing.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, I could totally be on the giving end, and wouldn't mind being on the receiving end, if the blower were also into what was on, and it was like a major edging session like in the image.

Or, y'know, if we did it doggy style and both watched xfiles

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

... Ain't nothing but mammals...

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

…so let’s do it like they do it…

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 months ago

On the discovery channel!

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

...are you doing anything next weekend?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 months ago

Nope, send me an address and cue uo Mulder and Scully!

[–] wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Heaven sent is my favorite episode with Capaldi, just the idea and plot of the episode is well written and the acting is wonderful too

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's so freaking good. Way better than a blowjob lmao

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 months ago

I've had some mind blowingly good blowjob, but for me, heaven sent will always be better. Though sometimes the buildup/horniness will mean I'll take the less good blowjob over the superior Whosperience

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure practically the same thing happened in Queer As Folk before RTD went on to reboot Doctor Who.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 months ago

Really? Haha. I need to get around to watching queer as folk at some point