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[–] HerbSolo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

"Ladydudes" is the way to go.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If you must use a redneckism then at least put the apostrophe in the right place.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You can't tell me what to do. (But you are still correct...)

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

What yal'l talking 'bout?

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

apostrophes are for stupid libs

/s

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

~~| ; , | ,' '_~~

[–] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have used y'all in a singular sense, then all of y'all in a plural sense before 🤦

That's some deep south nonsense right there.

[–] Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

All ya'll drawl an appall.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That spelling is "ya[you] will" and I'll brook no disagreement. As in, "ya'll turn right at the Sunoco and go three more rights. Then it'll be on ya left."

The OTS is "y'all" for "you all."

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Gentlemen and gentle women.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

if someone called me that, I would immediately throw up

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i was able to make it to the bathroom in time. this time...

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago

That’s on you, ladydude

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Please dont ever call me ladydude, dude is fine 😅