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I definitely use "guy" as gender neutral. I used to refer to women as "dude" as well, but it was a bit controversial so I stopped
I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes!
I also follow the Less than Jake linguistic model.
We need a new word. I suggest blob
Beware of the blob, it creeps, and leaps, and slides and glides along the floor, right through the door and all around the wall, a splotch, a blotch, be careful of the blob POP
"Ladydudes" is the way to go.
Dudes and Dudettes
Ya'll
If you must use a redneckism then at least put the apostrophe in the right place.
You can't tell me what to do. (But you are still correct...)
What yal'l talking 'bout?
apostrophes are for stupid libs
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I have used y'all in a singular sense, then all of y'all in a plural sense before 🤦
That's some deep south nonsense right there.
All ya'll drawl an appall.
Yinz
That spelling is "ya[you] will" and I'll brook no disagreement. As in, "ya'll turn right at the Sunoco and go three more rights. Then it'll be on ya left."
The OTS is "y'all" for "you all."
Gentlemen and gentle women.
if someone called me that, I would immediately throw up
Hey, ladydude !
i was able to make it to the bathroom in time. this time...
Evolution
That’s on you, ladydude
Please dont ever call me ladydude, dude is fine 😅