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[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago (3 children)

When she becomes your wife, make sure to throw in some cheese and salami. Wives can have a little salami once in a while.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 months ago

You may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago
[–] N0MAD@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Provide them with a whole adult lunchable for best results