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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"We're second worst, you have no choice but to vote for us, and we will only move right" might have resonated with you.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They should have to give back their campaign money when they lose.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

And not hoard it for themselves to buy private guards? Never. That would actually help America, and the rich don't like that.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

They love Republican policy they just hate wearing red as commies have used it before. Blue is a much better fitting color.