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Lone Survivor Wandering Through Radiated Wasteland Regrets Not Meeting Q3 Benchmark (www.theonion.com)
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[-] Bob@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago

Yes, the world got destroyed, but for a beautiful moment we created a lot of value for shareholders.

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