this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2025
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[โ€“] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

... proceeds to run off at high speed, get their foot caught in a small pothole, causing them to break their ankle and leg, then tumble across the ground at 35 mph, breaking half of the bones in their body.

[โ€“] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

๐ŸŽต Wild horses... ๐ŸŽต

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

๐ŸŽตwill I follooooooooooooow? ๐ŸŽต

[โ€“] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

I'm glue, dabadeebadabayy