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[-] the_boxhead@sh.itjust.works 151 points 1 year ago

70% of the worlds surface is covered in water. None of that water is fizzy. Therefore the earth is technically flat…

I’ll be my coat, no need to send the pitchforks.

[-] Karlos_Cantana@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 year ago

You're so wrong!

Only 70% of the Earth is flat.

[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m on part of the remaining 30% and feel flat everyday. Explain that, mainstream media!

[-] zer0nix@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

If the world is round, why are my tits flat? Checkmate libtards!

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure where I'm going with this, but...

Prove it?

[-] greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 year ago

Banned for being too fun

[-] Perfide@reddthat.com 8 points 1 year ago

Good news, ocean acidification is literally the result of the ocean absorbing more CO2, and thus becoming less flat. Bad news, it's kinda causing a shit ton of animals to die, especially coral.

[-] OwenEverbinde@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't worry. The water might be flat, but we've been working on carbonating the air for some time now.

[-] cfi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

There are natural mineral springs that make water fizzy. Just saying

this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2023
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