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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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Christian who voted for Trump learns Trump isn't much of a Christian. (lemmy.ca)

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[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Reading this nonsense is the ramblings of a crazy person, it's all so goddamn stupid.

And how Trump has EVER given you the impression that he is a "godly man" is just baffling

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well....he slept with a porn star the one time. And probably a fair few prostitutes, so that's kinda like the Jesus and Mary thing right? #readthebibleonceanddontrememberfuckall #notagreatangryatheist

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He was in a Playboy softcore video, handing the bunnies champagne before they got into a limo.

Exactly as Jesus would have done.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jesus hung out with prostitutes. Trump = Jesus: confirmed /s

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

I can't fault your logic.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

You get the distinct feeling that they don’t actually know how to read (and comprehend). Everything the know came from a preacher and religious TV. So fucked.