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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Subtracty@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't think Trump consumes water, pretty sure his body runs on Diet Coke.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Subtracty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I meant it more as he won't have to worry because he doesn't drink water like the rest of us

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

hes 70% coke by liquid weight, aspartame and phosphates.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Also he doesn't run anywhere at any time