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[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 113 points 1 week ago (5 children)

One of the 237 that didn't wear life jacket un-drowned or found a jacket during drowning?

[–] Album@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 week ago

One guy needed two

[–] wieson@feddit.org 31 points 1 week ago

Number 237 drowned without lifejacket but wasn't a person.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

237 people swam in the lake without a life jacket. 236 of them drowned.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

And 0 people swam in the lake with a life jacket! What an unsuccessful sign!

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That guy? ~~Albert Einstein~~ Michael Phelps.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, someone put a life jacket on a dead body and threw it inside the lake and it came back to life.

[–] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

99.578% of people that swim there drown.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same as that riddle about people coming back from the moon

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

And the fresh diminutive footwear