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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I love when people call me polyglot when I only know three languages, lol.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"woah, u ken rite inglish an brittish? ur laik a total poll e glott!"

[–] Blaze@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Met an old British guy in a bar the other day, he kept commenting how good my English was. I think he meant well, but it rubbed me the wrong way at some like yeah, it's not that hard, you know.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

And then an old Japanese man walked in and yelled: "Oh my god, they know how to use chopsticks!" Then an elderly Japanese woman burst through the window and asked: "Do you know about Japan's four seasons?!" You just nodded and took a bite of kimchi. Then from under the table popped a Korean lady and she yelled: "They know about kimchi!" And then a bunch of Chinese uncles fell from the ceiling and yelled: "Wow, you blend in so well!" This caught you off guard and you dropped one of your chopsticks. You then ate some rice with your hands and out of nowhere came a bunch of Ethiopians. The Ethiopians started going wild and yelled: "They didn't touch their lips with their fingers!!!" At this point the old British guy keeled over and died from culture shock.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

That's why Tolkien invented Elvish.
He never learnt to speak any existing language.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Nobody can be reasonably expected to count to 3 without error.