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What if you take the measles virus, weaken it and infect people with that?
OMG, that's an awesome idea! Someone should try that!
Bobby didn’t invent that first, so he’s not interested. MAGA are not followers, they are leaders! /s
Leading in kids with measles, AND kids dead from measles.
Eh, measles weasels. what’s the difference, am I right?
Measle Weasel is a pretty catchy nickname. But I like weasels and I don't think they deserve to be associated with a paramecium like him.
his worms arnt interested.
That's how you get autism.
What if we give people a weakened form of autism, so their body learns to resist it?
What if I already have it? Do I get super autism?
uberautism, thank you very much. You've got to use fancy foreign words to make your mark, don't ya know¿
That's a stupid idea. God created this virus as a test of our own faith. You can't weaken it. (someone around me might say)
But how would you infect people?
You could inject it into people? I don’t think that’s ever been done before
Hmm, I dunno, that sounds like something a drugged up hippie might do with their marijuanas.
But wait… what if we dissolve it into liquid and put it in a syringe?
and do it like a heroin user would.
Okay, that’s way too extreme. That’s how you get herpes.
through a metal syringe type instrument into the muscle.