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Real conversation, not exaggerated. Actually slightly toned down:
"We offer a competitive salary! It's $number!"
"I have 2 offers 10% higher, from a shipping company and a finance company, in the same city"
"We don't compete with the finance and shipping sectors"
"And 15% higher in one of the consultancies"
"We don't compete with consultancies either"
(I think I'm going to put Reigninh Monarch of Norway on my CV. I just don't compete with King Harald.)
LOL I hope you told them "Dude you ARE competing with those companies for my skills, so are you in or not?" It's really that simple.
At one interview I wasn't really sure about my answer to a question, so after giving it I asked how they would do it, and the guy who asked said, "Well, I'm not the one being interviewed." I kept my mouth shut because I really liked everybody else I had talked to, but I wanted to go all Jules on the guy like, "Oh yes you are, Brett, yes you are!" Some employers don't get that an applicant is also interviewing them (at least I always was).
Haha, that's the attitude :)
I did say, in a nice way, that "they are your competitors either way".
And yeah, companies treating interviews as a one-way evaluation is a red flag.
There was this book that was hype around 2010, called "Are you smart enough to work at Google?". It was full of interview questions and brainteasers that I strongly suspected I'd find interesting, but I couldn't get over the title. I wanted to scream "Fuck you, book! Is Google smart enough to hire ME?!"
We are, as a profession, systematically manipulated via these interview processes to feel stupid and inferior to drive down wages. I'd rather come off as slightly too arrogant now and then, rather than submit to that.
Well said! Many companies have the attitude, "You're lucky we let you have this job, and we can take it away any time!" And many employees totally believe it, no matter how talented they are. But you can't live other people's lives for them. After switching to contract work my only regret was that occasionally there were people I wished I could have worked with longer. But that's life.
I actually took a google screening test around 2010, and they did call me back to go to the next step, which was kind of an ego boost. Other things came up and I never followed through, so no idea if they would have hired me or not. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.