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RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer (theonion.com)

submitted 6 days ago by mn42@discuss.tchncs.de to c/theonion@midwest.social

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"The truth is, if Americans just had proper access to lightweight cosmetic products capable of hiding blemishes, eliminating uneven skin tone, and highlighting natural complexion, measles could be eradicated.”

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 37 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Thought this was real for a second

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Just wait a few more seconds. Chances are you’ll be right soon.

[–] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 6 days ago

It isn't far from Trump's official position that diseases (like covid) are only a problem if we test for them.