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RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer (theonion.com)
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"The truth is, if Americans just had proper access to lightweight cosmetic products capable of hiding blemishes, eliminating uneven skin tone, and highlighting natural complexion, measles could be eradicated.โ€

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[โ€“] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 days ago

Wait, no horse dewormer this time?