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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 43 points 3 days ago (6 children)
[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What in god's green earth is this?

I love a croissant with cheese and ham as much as the next guy, but why does the cheese look... foamy? And why is the ham MELTING?? And why is it OVER THE CROISSAINT??!!

It's lovecraftian...

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm going to that this at face value and assume you were high or sleepy. Lmao

That is something like a lemon curd or custard inside, and a pink buttercream style frosting on top.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

It was meant as a joke, since it resembles ham and cheese, which are genuinely good in a croissant, but hey.

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Looks like icing, not frosting.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

Not had my coffee yet, but that's obviously canadian bacon and pineapple

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Am I missing the joke?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Berlin doughnut croissant?

Would.

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh god, a crompouce.

You know we should just keep this stuff within the Netherlands. No need to inflict it on other countries :)

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Wow, you guys out did the cronut. Impressive, sorta.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

« Non mais tu te fous de ma gueule ou quoi!?! Putain mais c’est quoi cette merde!?! »

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

We got that Tubby Custard grilled cheese jawn up in this bitch

[–] Lemmynated@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

wtf custard with ham on top