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French MEP says US should give back Statue of Liberty (www.lemonde.fr)

submitted 2 days ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My real worry is that instead of calling on the military to quell violence, they’ll call the military industrial complex who will send in the murder drones.

Some programming wizard needs to secretly program empathy into these

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

secretly program

I fear Asimov's three rules are not going to make it into the GOP Murderbots.