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[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 10 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I seem to clearly remember a story from the Bible about this, but perhaps they've simply skipped that part during their reading?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

They only read the clobber verses about killing gay men, and the shitty bits of Paul (much of which wasn’t even written by Paul).

You can tell they don’t even read the Sodom and Gomorrah stuff, because they don’t know about Lot’s daughters getting their dad drunk to rape him, which is like immediately after.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Nah they know about it, let no conservative tell you their Christian. To be Christian is to aspire to be like Christ, very few self proclaimed Christiana can claim that