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[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

"In the year 2045 this satellite dish behind me, which is being dedicated today, will still be here supplying expensive, inefficient internet ... A generation from now, this satellite dish can either be a curiosity, a museum piece, an example of a road not taken or it can be just a small part of one of the grimmest and most authoritarian adventures ever undertaken by the American people" - Donald Trump
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