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Elon Musk’s Starlink internet service installed in White House (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I reckon the White House should contract The Boring Company to drill a tunnel between the Oval Office and the toilet in Mar-a-Lago.

And possibly install a Neuralink chip in cheeto's brain too.

I mean since the White House is now a Musk showroom, why not go all the way...