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[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

To be fair I haven't interacted with any but I'd sure shoulder check one if it got in my crease....okay I'd probably run away screaming if it started honking, I've heard enough stories. Didn't survive living in the middle of nowhere without ignoring the cute bear cubs and geese sure aren't that cute.