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Trump, Vance say stranded astronauts must say thank you before being rescued (theshovel.com.au)

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NASA astronauts Barry “Butch” Wilmore and Suni Williams have successfully returned to Earth, but have been told they will need to say ‘thank you’ to the new President and Vice President before they will be released from their capsule.

As Williams opened the door to the space capsule in waters off Florida, she was surprised to see JD Vance standing on a boat nearby. “Have you said thank you to me once in this entire mission?” he said to a visibly confused Williams.

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We are supposed to thank the astronauts for the risks to their lives and the service they give us not the other fucking way around.

Jesus Fucking Christ.