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Commerce Secretary Urges Fox News Viewers To Buy Tesla Stock: ‘Elon Musk Is Probably the Best Person To Bet On!’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ever

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not so sure about that. Clinton got a blow job in the oval office, lied about it to the public. He went on to become very popular.

Arnold S had sex with his maid, crushed his marriage. Still very popular.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

True. The common theme between those two is they both have way more charisma than musk ever has or will.