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submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You don't do a #3, a #3 is when your kid does a massive high pressure shit, it squirts up out the back of the nappy and into their clothes. Just hope it doesn't happen indoors, or in the car or really anywhere.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

Had that happen in a restaurant. I was at the opposite end of the packed restaurant from the restrooms. I got a lot knowing nods from a lot of folks as I walked through holding the very smelly child at arms length due to the amount of soilage at play

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Ooof. Been there. But I was going off of the video by the "Northern Boys" that EisFrei posted.