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submitted 3 months ago by TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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[–] some_dude@lemm.ee 31 points 3 months ago (5 children)

That kid is scarred. For. Life.

[–] nul9o9@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Kid: There's a monster under my bed.

Lady: There isn't.

Kid: Check please.

Lady: Ok.... screams in terror

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 months ago

I would totally do that even if there was nothing there.

Related: You should not hire me as a babysitter.

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