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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Meanwhile your last massage was four years ago and was 90 seconds of weak prodding until the phone came out and insta opened.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I say this absolutely from years and years of experience. The way to a woman's heart is through the soles of her feat. You will have women lined up along your porch ready to Netflix-and-Chill if you can give a solid foot massage.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Alright, easy there Jules ! Just don't let Marcellus hear about it, is all I'm saying.