[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I fired someone for ignoring their work, falsifying the records, and instead driving around all day in the company van playing Pokémon Go. Yes, the van has GPS. Yes, they were aware of this fact.

I should add, they had worked there for nearly 30 years, and transferred to my team. The individual had probably been shirking their duty in this way for their entire career, but the Pokémon Go thing was going on for several years at least. Their previous manager didn't look into why someone with barely any customers was always so busy.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 21 points 11 hours ago

To be clear to anyone with minds being blown: air is gas and gas is a type of fluid. Water is liquid and liquid is also a type of fluid.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

I think in remember reading this in 2016.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 35 points 14 hours ago

Solving a complex geopolitical situation involving two nations at war...in 24 hours. I wonder if he was lying?

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

They did, and most of it was implemented then as well.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Mow, mow Power Rangers!

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

We likely won't know for sure until the weekend.

Have a great week!

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

I'm still here for this comment, but it's Rube Goldberg.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

They absolutely care about the enslavement of innocent woodland creatures for human entertainment and monetary profit. These people complain there are no elephants at the circus being beat anymore.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 49 points 6 days ago

Did you not read the article?

Brother, he ain't even gonna read your reply, let alone the article.

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