Women have three holes down there, not two. To be fair to him, the only women in his life he lived with for any length of time was his mother who was extremely private about all bathroom stuff and hid all her monthly items.

[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 days ago

I had the same experience once, but I was explaining it to a woman. I'm a guy.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago

Lol, it took me until I was 12 to figure that one out. I always thought women had cloacas, like birds. Turns out that a curious kid with an aging encyclopedia and parents that absolutely did not want to talk about biology are a bad combination.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

tbf one doesn't really tend to think of urethras as a hole, like i don't consider penis-wielders to have 2 holes down there, that just feels wrong.

also fun fact: dicks can have 2 holes, i think the second one is usually more of a deep indentation though, not functional.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

dicks can have 2 holes

Wait, where would the second one go?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

above/below the first one, dunno which one is the extra one though.