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[–] uncurable_utopia@lemm.ee 1 points 9 hours ago

How to put phone in silent mode.

[–] UndergroundGoblin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This happend multiple times. A lot people seem to not know that a Cow had to be pregnant to produce Milk...

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

A cow is a mammal !?!? Shocked Pikachu

[–] farting_gorilla@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That in Judaism, Jesus isn't all that special.

I thought that was obvious when they crucified him /s

[–] yuri@pawb.social 15 points 1 day ago

why consumers pay tarrifs

[–] RichardDegenne@lemm.ee 66 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I'm surprised that nobody mentioned tax brackets.

I laughed my ass off when my racist uncle smugly explained that he turned down a raise, because that would put him in an upper tax rate and cost him more money than the raise was worth.

Tried to explain how income tax works. Didn't go through that thick skull of his.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Yep.

A graduated tax structure is evidently just literally too complex for about half the population to understand.

Throw 'how is Social Security funded' into that as well.

The top bracket is 176,000 and everything above that.

All it would take to keep Soc Sec funded is just add more brackets after that.

But nope, America is full of morons who think that their dumb ass making 40k or 80k is going to see a higher tax bill if you explicitly only additionally tax those making stupendous amounts of money.

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[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Some people are terrible with money. Take my wife... (Please) - after 20 years she suddenly* decided she wants a divorce. Rather than either of us keep our house, she wants to sell it and split the equity we get out of it. Fair enough, I can agree with that... But then she said she wanted to dump it on a flipper for 300k, when comparable houses have gone for 430-450. I said if you're going to let it go that cheap, let me buy you out. I crunched the numbers, we owe 150k, so I'd either refinance or assume the loan, and give her 75k (her half of the difference between the sale price and what we owe) - she accused me of trying to screw her over. "I'm not letting you have the house for $75k!" "That's right, you're not- we (the couple) would be selling it to me (the individual) for $300k, it's the same as dumping it on a flipper, just that I'm the flipper!" There was no getting through to her. Eventually she agreed to try and sell it properly for what it's worth.

*to me... Evidently she had made up her mind months ago, but wasn't going to tell me until her job situation improved...

[–] Iunnrais@lemm.ee 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This misconception is widespread enough that I can only think that it is deliberately perpetuated by the ruling class to save them money. The number of people who are convinced that going up a tax bracket could mean you make less total money is astounding, and many of them are like your uncle— utterly convinced to the point that being informed correctly sounds like naivety to them.

Another example is "Don't work overtime, the taxes cost more than you make."

Unless your marginal tax rate for your overtime is > 100%, that's simply false. Given that all marginal income tax rates in the US are < 100% (that I know of).

[–] venoft@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

If you're on some social security program it could be wise to turn down a small raise. At least in some places. Once you earn above a certain limit those benefits stop and you actually lose money.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 7 points 2 days ago

I had to explain progressive taxation to a coworker a while ago. Admittedly he was in his mid 20s and was a self described bad student. To his credit he actually understood. He also went back to school some time later and got an undergraduate degree.

Sometimes there's hope for people.

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

The earth isn't flat.

Seriously, what the fuck.

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 25 points 2 days ago

I remember in 7th grade, our social studies class did a module on taxation and tariffs. Seemed pretty easy to understand at the time. Little did I know, later on, that many, many people would not understand this relatively simple concept.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Ok so disclaimer, this isn't ... as derisive or as ... disdianful as something like 'I can't believe I had to explain to a 27 yo that chocolate milk does not come from brown cows' but... here goes:

About a decade ago I went on a movie date with a girl (in an actual theatre, before netflix existed... god maybe it was closer to two decades fuxk)

....30 minutes into the movie, she started going into a diabetic shock.

Before she almost entirely feinted, she told me what was going on, and was freaking out because she could not find her insulin pen in her purse.

She then completely passed out. Totally limp, sliding out of her seat, ragdoll limp.

I started going through the steps of doing a proper fireman carry, but she managed to regain enough consciousness that I could support about 75% of her weight and she and I could sort of stumble out of the theatre into the lobby.

Set her down in the lobby, on the ground, sort of slouched kind of upright against a wall, told a staff member to call 911.

While waiting, I bought the stupidest large sized coke I'd ever purchased, told her to focus on alternating between sipping it, and breathing, while I held her upper body and head so she wouldn't collapse and take her eye out with the straw.

... Within 10 minutes, the ambulance had not yet arrived, but she had moderately regained consciousness and composure.

By the time the ambulance did arrive, we basically all managed to figure out (as she regained more awareness) that she had a backup insulin pen in her car, the EMTs supervised its administration, and after about 45 minutes of observation, they said she was clear to go if I drove her home.

She made that decision with the EMTs, I had stepped back at that point, and I... told her I could drive her to the hospital, but she just wanted to go home, so I drove her home.

... Now, not to make light of her condition in anyway, at all, but...

... a few days later we were chatting and she said that at no point in her life (she'd had early onset diabetes, type 1, been living with it for a while) ...

... at no point had anyone told her or had she realized that a stupidly massive sugary drink does apparently function decently as an emergency, last ditch, make shift sugar boost... when you are in diabetic shock... from a lack of sugar.

I realize you would not want to depend on this method as your main way of handling diabetes (for numerous, numerous reasons), but it baffled me that someone with 10+ years living with diabetes... wouldn't know that?

Like, I know that just gulping down a huge soda potentially could have been too much sugar, but also, the paramedics were on the way, and I wasn't forcing her to drink the whole thing, she got maybe 2/3 of the way through it and had significantly recovered, told me she thought that was enough.

I dunno.

I'd be interested in the opinions of diabetics and people with actual medical knowledge on this.

[–] mattd@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I briefly took insulin for type 2, and it was made very clear to me what the symptoms for low blood sugar were and what to do about it. It seems like a banana is the preferred way, but I think things like M&Ms and juice are also popular choices.

So I’m also baffled that someone with type 1 for so long wouldn’t know that.

Also, just a small correction to your story. Insulin is used to lower blood sugar. If she was passing out from low blood sugar, she wouldn’t be taking insulin. She probably had some sort of glucagon pen

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Ah ok, I did get the insulin/glucagon thing wrong.

In my defense, her speech was quite slurred... and I didn't / don't have diabetes or regularly care for someone who does.

(Sadly, she ghosted me a few weeks later. Months later I ran into a mutual friend who explained to me she was so embarassed by the whole thing she just... bailed.)

But ok, I'm glad that you also find it odd that she had no idea to use sugar to... manage a low sugar situation... when she'd had diabetes for about a decade up till that point.

It's definitely a little weird. Just about thing first thing you realize (or should), is that sugar=carbs. You also know, and are told repeatedly, what to avoid (and thus what to go for in the case of an emergency). The nurses/doctors always told us that the expensive shit wasn't necessary. The glucagon shot is expensive, and only is really needed if you're unconscious, which makes it sort of useless to carry because the people around you who know you're diabetic are (I guess maybe not...) usually informed enough to shove something like orange juice or soda at you, well before you go unconscious. You (or the parent) keep something like soda, cake frosting / honey, or candy bars in proximity. Heck, I use granola bars because those little shits will spike the blood sugar faster than a candy bar, and they don't melt. My car has them, my backpack has them; I once carried the little juicy juice boxes but those spoil faster in heat/cold/physical bruising cycles of being carried around.

Even in just the context of day-to-day life, I know to control the blood sugar by what I eat. If I'm going low, I can have a very small amount of those no-no items, like soda or a candy bar. I also know that if I consume that, the blood sugar will spike before the insulin kicks in (it's really hard to give the insulin ahead enough of time to stop the spike without also driving the blood sugar low first). It's why they're avoided in the first place. That makes the poor girl's lack of awareness of it sound really, really odd.

It sucks that she felt embarrassed about it. I get tired of the comments/thoughts that behaviors are diabetes-driven from people who know me, so I get it. It can be quite the source of amusement though. There are stories in my family of the ones with diabetes doing some crazy things, and I've got a few of my own that I joke about. Waking up with a low blood sugar makes me think the dreams were real, as an example. Sure, everyone's got some sleep paralysis thoughts, but try huddling under your covers for an entire morning thinking you're about to get busted by cops for murdering abe lincoln.

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The definition of "cardiovascular system." Budtenders are just built different.

Then there was the extremely wealthy guy who didn't know what I meant when I said "install." He actually asked me "What means "Install""? Native English speaker, over 50, owned a couple businesses. He'd never heard of installing a program or a dishwasher.

[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 25 points 2 days ago

"Tax the rich" does not mean anybody wants to tax you for owning your home. Unless it's a fucking palace.

[–] ZDL@ttrpg.network 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Having to explain that a certain infamous "Chinese alphabet" font¹ (favoured by tattoo joints everywhere) is not how you write in Chinese. There is a shocking number of people who have somehow managed to grow up not just to adulthood but to senior citizen levels who think that foreign languages are just English with a funky spelling; that grammar rules are otherwise the same, and that words translate one for one (and sometimes, in extreme cases, like the gibberish font, letter for letter).


¹ https://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/2006/08/gibberish-asian-font-mystery-solved.html

[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

山尺工卞工几呂 勹丹尸丹几ヨ己ヨ 工己 ヨ丹己と!

I saw a brand a while back, can't remember exactly what, something like coffee or chocolate, and they were using this fake Japanese for all their product names and merchandise labels.

It was certainly the most surefire way to instantly demonstrate to me they have no actual understanding of, or connection with, Japan or Japanese culture at all.

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Literal cultural appropriation.

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I work at a ski mountain, it was spring and the snow was melting. Had to explain that it needs to be below freezing out for the mountain to make more snow. "Fake" snow is still frozen water.

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 77 points 3 days ago

My mom was proud that the neighborhood worked together to block an "ugly new cell tower" from being constructed in the area. Then she was upset that her cell service was spotty, in literally the same fucking breath.

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