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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 104 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Hey! After I got scanned, I started sucking dick in the airport bathroom too.

[–] pneumatron@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

After my scan, my stance got really wide all of a sudden

[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In 1999, Craig became sharply critical of U.S. President Bill Clinton for the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Speaking on NBC's Meet The Press, Craig told Tim Russert: "The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy – a naughty boy. I'm going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy."

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

I can’t imagine feeling comfortable saying something like this, especially on fucking tv

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol, I saw that movie in the theater back in the day!

"It's raining men, hallelujah...!"

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"How about now?"

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

... If you get hit with fast neutrons, does that make you gender neutral or ambigender rofl?

Alpha radiation turns you into a chad?

Beta radiation makes you a soyboy?

fucking goddammit lol.

EDIT: i mean shit, if radiation causes gender/sexual orientation modification, then I guess you could actually construct a 'gaydar'... oh god my brain hurts.

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All I know is I'm goonin' on the dudes now in my porn stash...

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The Gay Gamma Goongasm, according to ... Christian Nationalist Physics?

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stop.

My glowing weiner can only get so hard.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

After I got scanned, I let everyone on the plane board me early. What a journey!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

They scanned me, so I frisked them

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Scan that Gay'd Me