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I was in a fugue state drawing this. If it is in any way upsetting, I will delete it.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hemorrhoids: Am I a joke to you?

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Anal fissures too

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No, that's lightly colored blood. Mostly on toilet paper. We're looking for dark red blood here.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Light colored but surprisingly high volume 😬

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes and no. It just depends where along your GI tract the cancer is.

If the cancer is further up in your colon, the bleeding can turn your poo a dark color. BUT if you have cancer near to the "exit hole" (in your rectum or anus), it absolutely can involve bright red bleeding.

Also fun fact. Eating a metric fuckload of blueberries will also make your poo very dark lol. Found that out one day and I mildly scared the crap out of myself before remembering what I ate. Beets can also give you some fun colors.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

SHHhh, they still should consult a doctor. Don't give people an excuse to not seek medical help.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world -3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

in most places you will first need to consult an intermediary person (like a GP or family doctor) who will tell you to wait and observe for a while anyways. it is not like you go to the hospital and they immediately test you. you need to bleed out of your anus for quite a while before they take you seriously...

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Um ... nope. I sent me to a gastroenterologist. We just talked, no physical exam. He immediately scheduled the butt probe. After that he sent me to the hemorrhoid guy who only saw me once, procedure on the first visit.

I'll add that every medical professional that I spoke to about bleeding out of my ass was understanding and concerned. At no point was I not taken seriously.

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like 100% your location issue. In UK shit is taken seriously. Try different GP and report them if you can.

I'm talking from experience too. If they're not taking bleeding seriously, it's fucked beyond belief.

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I freaked out when I saw blood in the toilet after a shit. Went to see my doc. He looked at my butthole and said “it’s hemorrhoids, I can see them”.