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Trump Announces Child Support Delinquency Payment Relief for Any Man Enlisting as ICE Agent (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 days ago

My ex owes me literal tens of thousands of dollars in child support. He's white, I'm not. (I am not Latina, but I am often mistaken for one.) I know it's satire, but Jesus Christ this was a terrifying thought.