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cross-posted from: https://metawire.eu/post/28912

President Trump says Chinese-made electronics are simply moving to a different levy "bucket".

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[–] Taiatari@lemmynsfw.com 79 points 2 months ago (4 children)

For fucks sake make up your mind. Tired of reading about tariffs every other day.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 63 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He forgot to buy stock before exempting it, so he has to redo

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

The no-takesies-backsies rule wasn’t called, bro!

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

To make your mind, one must have a properly functioning mind.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

He made up his mind a bunch of times already, he just waits until all his friends bought/sold stocks and then he makes up his mind again.

[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

But then you wouldn't be hearing his name every single day!!!!!