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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28523918

This made me laugh incredibly hard, so had to cross post it.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 0 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You're conflating all branches of Satanism into just the one where edgy atheists try to trigger theists. There are plenty of versions that believe in a creator-tyrant God.

[–] scintilla@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I wouldn't boil down TST or COS to edgy atheists. I think a lot of people were deeply hurt by religion and the TST spends a of time trying make sure that local governments follow the first amendment. The COS isn't really theistic but they are absolutely a religion that does more than just be edgy.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 58 minutes ago

Just because you're an edge lord that doesn't mean you can't believe in human rights!