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NEW YORK โ€” Grand Theft Auto 5 is getting a new Israel-themed game mode that gives tiny pocket knives to pedestrians, meaning you can murder random people on the street and burn the city to the ground without feeling too bad about it.

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[โ€“] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

smh my head

๐Ÿ˜ค grammatical accountability -1000

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Today I went to type my PIN number in the ATM machine but realized that not only had I forgot the number but I also shit my pants.

How embarrassing.

[โ€“] Aedis@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Personally I prefer the "personal PIN number" and "Automatic ATM machine" you don't want to use a manual ATM machine, those suck.

manual ATM machine, those suck

Given the fees I should be sucked

[โ€“] zaph@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And public PIN numbers are useless.

[โ€“] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

I dunno, yours worked for me.

[โ€“] four@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Shaking my smh at people who say shit like "smh my head" ๐Ÿ˜”