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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon studies Buddhism (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 122 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I think I can explain. In Buddhism, you have to understand if he didn’t the last into the pizza, but from where I stand it simply is. I hope that helps.

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 68 points 3 days ago (3 children)

What

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 106 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you have to ask, then you don't know

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 days ago

The fool asks 'What?'

The wise man interjects 'What'

The enlightened silently nods and thinks 'WTAF'

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 days ago

Induction technique

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 39 points 3 days ago

I suddenly feel enlightened.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

An image of a dual-brained gigachad

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Peace be upon him 🙏

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Realistic yakub is frightening

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Beautiful words.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

I certainly recognize most of them.