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The man is an open book to future employers. (lemmy.world)
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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 143 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

I took a fat, greasy shit today.

Yeah, I admit it.

And I'm sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.

But why am I bringing this up?

For two reasons:

  1. Because no topic is off limits and
  2. Because it's important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

There are some things that need to be done in moderation.

For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.

Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.

Carry on.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

South Park joke about Chipotle making you shit your pants

Chipoltaway ad

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 42 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 35 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 28 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They do, but only when you’re not looking.

[–] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 19 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That's not a worm?!?!?!

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

Eating it is the only way to find out.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 22 points 19 hours ago

More useful than the original.

[–] multiplemigs@sh.itjust.works 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

might want to look in to getting a little more fiber in that diet if it was greasy. drink more water too.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

Ok coca cola corp

[–] balder1991@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

This cracked me up.