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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 180 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I took a fat, greasy shit today.

Yeah, I admit it.

And I'm sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.

But why am I bringing this up?

For two reasons:

  1. Because no topic is off limits and
  2. Because it's important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

There are some things that need to be done in moderation.

For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.

Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.

Carry on.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They do, but only when you’re not looking.

[–] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] D_C@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Eating it is the only way to find out.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

bookcover

About the little mole who wanted to know, who had made a doodoo on his head

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

More useful than the original.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

South Park joke about Chipotle making you shit your pants

Chipoltaway ad

[–] multiplemigs@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

might want to look in to getting a little more fiber in that diet if it was greasy. drink more water too.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Ok coca cola corp

[–] balder1991@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

This cracked me up.

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 81 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The “Carry on” at the end - like he’s stopped you in the street to share this nugget of wisdom, and is giving you a firm pat on the shoulder before sending me on your way.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"No topic is off limits" and "Be aware of indulgences in your life" are, in my opinion, great pieces of advice that you should apply to your close ones. However, LinkedIn is definitely not the place for this.

[–] zeca@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

as someone that never took anything worthwhile out of linkedin, i kind of like that people post this stuff there :P

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

This is solidly Facebook.

[–] corroded@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's amazing how someone's job description can say "Scammer" in so many more words.

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[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I had to look up what "digital real estate" is and best i can tell it's something like real estate in the metaverse, hoarding website domains, or some other bullshit

[–] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The future is a dead mall. If you have the time, this is a great documentary on it. Line Only Goes Up is great by him too.

https://archive.org/details/the-future-is-a-dead-mall-decentraland-and-the-metaverse

[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just about everything Dan Olson does is amazing

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[–] roserose56@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 months ago

Linkedin is comedy heaven, I always lough with the content.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Theres 2 kinds of men, those who jerk off and fucking liars.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

true but... linkedin?

linkedin?

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[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

you mean the same porn industry that makes billions a year, you mean you are the single person funding them! I couldnt think that people watch that stuff.

[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just like that one kid who got caught buying a dime bag of weed. They directly and solely funded terrorism.

[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It has to be true no one else did the drugs!

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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 18 points 2 months ago

Imagine not looking at porn at work, couldn't be me

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

There are A LOT of things that are off limits in the workplace.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago
[–] the_q@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

Capitalism is a helluva drug.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

Worked with a guy who was obsessed with Tim Ferris and his 'Opening the Kimono' philosophy on transparency.

Dude took it really far when he pushed for nude events and "Tell All's" at our company retreat.

Later quit to run some crypto scam.

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 5 points 2 months ago

kinda confusing

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