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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Water fucking rules, man.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

...well? What are the rules?

Edit: These replies have a lot less rules about how to fuck water, or in water, than I expected.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)
  • The first rule of Water Club is that you always talk about Water Club.
  • The second rule of Water Club is that you always talk about Water Club.
  • If someone is sweaty or peeing yellow, the fight against their thirst is on.
  • Only two cups of water (is not nearly enough)
  • One cup of water at a time is plenty, but you should drink more
  • No shirt, no shoes. Don't want to get those wet.
  • Drinking will continue for as long as the subject is not properly hydrated.
  • If this is your first glass of water today, you have to drink it.
[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 2 points 20 hours ago

Here you go. List formatting added:

  • “Be like water making its way through cracks.
  • Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it.
  • If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves.
  • Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water.
  • If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash.
  • Be water, my friend.”
    ― Bruce Lee