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You may never see the soda fountain the same again (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 15 hours ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 37 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I just want water man

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 18 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

water man

You can use the term "Aqua Man" to sound fancier.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, that's different. Water man is the grown up version of the water boy.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Is it bad that I saw that movie in the theater, but without your link I would have never pieced that together?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Eh, that's just called getting old. Sorry for your loss.

[–] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 1 points 12 hours ago

Sorry for your loss.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

And the water always tastes like shit out of these because they don't clean the tip. On the old style it was always sharing lemonade or Powerade and you could just run the line for a second or two to clear it

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Water fucking rules, man.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

...well? What are the rules?

Edit: These replies have a lot less rules about how to fuck water, or in water, than I expected.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

The first rule of Water Club is that you always talk about Water Club.
The second rule of Water Club is that you always talk about Water Club.
If someone is sweaty or peeing yellow, the fight against their thirst is on.
Only two cups of water (is not nearly enough)
One cup of water at a time is plenty, but you should drink more
No shirt, no shoes. Don't want to get those wet.
Drinking will continue for as long as the subject is not properly hydrated.
If this is your first glass of water today, you have to drink it.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 2 points 12 hours ago

Here you go. List formatting added:

“Be like water making its way through cracks.
Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it.
If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves.
Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water.
If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash.
Be water, my friend.”
― Bruce Lee