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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Okay, I grabbed it and now it opened two of my arteries. What should I do next?

Everyone thinks they could win a fight against a little person until they find out he’s holding knives in each hand and another in his mouth. Also eagles are huge.

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

Most of an eagle's size is their wings.