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[–] quetzaldilla@lemmy.world 25 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Trump: TARIFFS ON EVERYTHING

Market: * crashes *

Trump: * acquires crashed stock at bargain prices *

Trump: LOL JUST KIDDING. TARIFFS PAUSED!

Market: * rallies, because full of gambling addicts *

Trump: * realizes massive gains on acquired stock *

Is that clearer, or are you choosing to continue to participating in your own destruction?