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[–] griD@feddit.org 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)

PBS should air Star Trek 24/7 then. The TNG/DS9/VOY preferably.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 hours ago

pbs should air all the presidents men 24/7

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 15 points 1 day ago (7 children)

😬 pretty easy to side with the Cardassians for someone like Trump...

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 2 points 5 hours ago

The one the fancy jewelry guys are worshipping?

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 hours ago

trump would probably claim the wormhole as the 51st state and claim he's friends with the jem'hadar

[–] griD@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago

The monkey paw will curl, damn :(

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, but he will order people to refer to him as the Great Nagos.

[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago
[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Ok, so we take out DS9. But TNG on repeat for sure.

[–] nirodhaavidya@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

By executive order Section 31 is formed. CIA director raises eyebrow in contempt.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 22 hours ago

He'd get a kick outta their legal system...