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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 33 points 1 month ago (20 children)

Apparently gorillas are about 5 times stronger than a chimp, and I've seen what a chimp can do to a person.

Gorillas mostly leave people alone because they don't find us the slightest bit threatening.

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Well don't leave us hanging what do the chimps be doing to em??

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