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Wait until they hear about the 6G anal probes.
...I wanna hear about 6G anal probes...
For science, of course.
There's open source ones available
https://buttplug.io/
Due to my job with an unnamed government entity, I am unable to disclose the immense pleasure that is coming your way. O_o