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[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 164 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

These people would literally crucify Jesus again if he came back, even with absolute undeniable proof that's him.

[–] msage@programming.dev 65 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

even FASTER with absolute undeniable proof that's him

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

quick get rid of the evidence

what evidence

the evidence that we were wrong

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jesus: "The fuck is a border?". "What do you mean rich people, how could there be poor or desperate people?". "You created projectiles that explode and kill people? I thought you torturing me was supposed to be the end of this shit?".

...this is hopeless, I'm going back to heaven, see none of y'all there

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Flip them tables

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

well, that stuff doesn't exist in their mind in the first place, and their mind has nothing to do with reality

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i think you'd be surprised by how many people believe in heaven and think they're the only ones getting in : /

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well yeah, he would be black and therefore clearly a member of MS13

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Omg, how funny would it be to popularize portraits of Jesus with MS13 on his knuckles in Calibri typeface.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Capitalism at work