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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm 18 :( I dont want a colonoscopy

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it's fine, just don't grow older

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

This is the way

[–] Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You might want to double check your age then. You might be old and just not know it. You can probably buy kids beer now if you wanted to.

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've been able to buy beer for 2 years 💪😎

[–] Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

::snaps glove::

Then I guess it's time

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 16 hours ago