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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm 34. I don't think I need to schedule one yet, I'm not particularly high risk family history-wise. But I'm worried about scheduling it when the time comes.

That doctor gonna know I'm a bottom, and that's gonna be embarrassing.

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Damn, my finger slid right in, what are you, some kind of little butt slut" - your doctor, probably

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm imagining it like some sort of vaudeville slapstick skit, wherein the doctor just keeps pulling things out, starting like dice and a neckerchief, and ending with an entire clown car full of clowns

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

If your doctor manages that, you are definitely ending up as the subject of a paper in a prestigious journal.

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But the question then becomes...how many clowns have you let inside you?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 day ago

Most of the dudes I've let inside me have been clowns