this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] noseatbelt@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wtf dude, I could have gone my whole life not knowing this. I hope your socks get wet.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh for fucks sake just kill them, no need to be unduly mean about it and pull unforgivable acts of torture.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip -4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

At least Judith's father didn't get her socks wet.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago

I think it's just the wrong medium. In a standup set, this kind of joke could kill.